Mommy: Huh? What?
He places my hand on his chest and says solemnly: See? Feel that ribbitting?
Mommy (feeling relieved): Honey, that's your heart.
Gianni (looking relieved): OHHHH! It's just my fart?
Melyssa writes over at The Daze of Us and, we cannot tell a lie, she's awesomely funny. Go visit! Enjoy!