Saturday, November 12, 2011

There Was An Old Boy Who Swallowed A Frog...

Gianni:  Mommy, I swallowed a frog.

Mommy:  Huh?  What?

He places my hand on his chest and says solemnly:  See?  Feel that ribbitting?

Mommy (feeling relieved):  Honey, that's your heart.

Gianni (looking relieved):  OHHHH!  It's just my fart?

Melyssa writes over at The Daze of Us and, we cannot tell a lie, she's awesomely funny. Go visit! Enjoy!

1 comment:

karlynes said...

Aw, that is one sweet, albeit odd, child!

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